about us

Gnomes Unlimited started the way all great ideas do: two ADHD-havers on Long Island spiraling into hyperfixation and thinking, “What if we made this real?”

After months of swapping chaotic art, derailing conversations, and pitching shirt ideas that were either genius or deeply cursed (no in-between), we realized something:
”We should share this with the world. Or at least the weird corner of the internet that would get it.”

So we did. And now here you are.

The name? Absolutely meaningless. We thought gnomes were funny. We thought unlimited gnomes was even funnier. That’s it. There’s no lore. Stop looking for it. (Okay, maybe we’ll make some up later.)

Gnomes Unlimited isn’t about one theme or aesthetic — it’s about letting the brain rot win and seeing what happens. We make merch for people who are chronically online, slightly unhinged, and proud of it.

Thanks for being here. Or stumbling here. Or following that one weird link someone sent you. Either way: welcome to the chaos.

Two young men with their eyes covered by black bars, smiling and laughing together. One has curly hair and wears a striped t-shirt, the other has straight hair and wears a checkered shirt. The background and the image are stylized with red and black spray paint splatters.