There’s no going back.
You’ve seen it. Things no person should know.
Wearing this shirt is a warning. Not to others — to yourself.
You may live to see man-made horrors beyond your comprehension.
And that’s a promise.
The image is cursed. The vibes are rancid. The fit? Flawless.
Product Specs:
Sizes S to 4XL — because existential dread is for everyone
Garment-dyed cotton for a soft, pre-haunted feel
Durable double-needle stitching to withstand emotional collapse
Seamless build — no escape routes
100% US-grown cotton — made ethically, despite what the hot dog has seen
Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold, like your shivers
Tumble dry low, like your chances
Do not bleach. You’ve already seen too much.
Do not dry clean. He doesn’t like that.
There’s no going back.
You’ve seen it. Things no person should know.
Wearing this shirt is a warning. Not to others — to yourself.
You may live to see man-made horrors beyond your comprehension.
And that’s a promise.
The image is cursed. The vibes are rancid. The fit? Flawless.
Product Specs:
Sizes S to 4XL — because existential dread is for everyone
Garment-dyed cotton for a soft, pre-haunted feel
Durable double-needle stitching to withstand emotional collapse
Seamless build — no escape routes
100% US-grown cotton — made ethically, despite what the hot dog has seen
Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold, like your shivers
Tumble dry low, like your chances
Do not bleach. You’ve already seen too much.
Do not dry clean. He doesn’t like that.
