They said your OC couldn’t be weaponized.
They were wrong.
Now available in magnet form, this dark, hyper-original legend can guard your fridge, locker, or battle station with silent intensity and a passive-aggressive catchphrase.
Product Features:
Matte finish — low-glare, high-drama look
Durable vinyl — made to last through emotional arcs and fridge raids
Vibrant colors — printed with crisp, high-quality detail
Custom design — uniquely shaped, just like your taste in characters
Flexible & strong — indoor/outdoor approved (yes, your car is now protected by OC law)
Care Instructions:
Use a clean, dry microfiber cloth to wipe away dust — gently
No soap, no water — this magnet has issues
They said your OC couldn’t be weaponized.
They were wrong.
Now available in magnet form, this dark, hyper-original legend can guard your fridge, locker, or battle station with silent intensity and a passive-aggressive catchphrase.
Product Features:
Matte finish — low-glare, high-drama look
Durable vinyl — made to last through emotional arcs and fridge raids
Vibrant colors — printed with crisp, high-quality detail
Custom design — uniquely shaped, just like your taste in characters
Flexible & strong — indoor/outdoor approved (yes, your car is now protected by OC law)
Care Instructions:
Use a clean, dry microfiber cloth to wipe away dust — gently
No soap, no water — this magnet has issues
