You wanted to be a fly on the wall.
This hoodie features a suited insectoid enigma, puffing quietly in the shadows of power.
It’s not just a look. It’s a lifestyle. Observant. Ominous. Slightly crunchy if you get too close.
Perfect for staying warm while mentally recording every conversation in a 10-foot radius.
Product Features:
Heavyweight fleece (9.5 oz) — warmth with espionage-level comfort
80% Ringspun US cotton / 20% polyester — ethically made, questionably worn
Relaxed fit — subtle, like your presence in the room
Spacious front pocket — for secrets, snacks, or smokes
Sewn-in twill label — invisible unless you're paying attention
Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold — discretion starts in the laundry
Tumble dry low — no heat, no trace
Iron on low — optional, the fly prefers wrinkles
No dry cleaning — you don't want this thing in a database
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 18500, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
You wanted to be a fly on the wall.
This hoodie features a suited insectoid enigma, puffing quietly in the shadows of power.
It’s not just a look. It’s a lifestyle. Observant. Ominous. Slightly crunchy if you get too close.
Perfect for staying warm while mentally recording every conversation in a 10-foot radius.
Product Features:
Heavyweight fleece (9.5 oz) — warmth with espionage-level comfort
80% Ringspun US cotton / 20% polyester — ethically made, questionably worn
Relaxed fit — subtle, like your presence in the room
Spacious front pocket — for secrets, snacks, or smokes
Sewn-in twill label — invisible unless you're paying attention
Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold — discretion starts in the laundry
Tumble dry low — no heat, no trace
Iron on low — optional, the fly prefers wrinkles
No dry cleaning — you don't want this thing in a database
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 18500, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
