to be a fly on the wall t-shirt

$25.00

You’ve heard the phrase.
Cool, composed, and deeply unsettling — just like the idea of being everywhere and nowhere at once. Part corporate creep, part cosmic voyeur, it’s giving espionage chic with a nicotine buzz.

Because sometimes the best perspective… is the one nobody knows you have.

Product Features:

  • Sizes S–4XL — surveillance comes in all forms

  • Double-needle stitching — made to last longer than most secrets

  • No side seams — smooth, sharp, streamlined

  • Garment-dyed — soft texture, lived-in look

  • 100% US-grown cotton — ethically made for maximum comfort, minimum guilt

Care Instructions:

  • Machine wash cold (max 30C / 90F) — fly-safe temperature

  • No bleach — leave the memories intact

  • Tumble dry low — keep it cool, like the fly

  • Iron/steam on low — only if needed. Creases add mystery

  • Do not dryclean — this fly operates under the radar

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You’ve heard the phrase.
Cool, composed, and deeply unsettling — just like the idea of being everywhere and nowhere at once. Part corporate creep, part cosmic voyeur, it’s giving espionage chic with a nicotine buzz.

Because sometimes the best perspective… is the one nobody knows you have.

Product Features:

  • Sizes S–4XL — surveillance comes in all forms

  • Double-needle stitching — made to last longer than most secrets

  • No side seams — smooth, sharp, streamlined

  • Garment-dyed — soft texture, lived-in look

  • 100% US-grown cotton — ethically made for maximum comfort, minimum guilt

Care Instructions:

  • Machine wash cold (max 30C / 90F) — fly-safe temperature

  • No bleach — leave the memories intact

  • Tumble dry low — keep it cool, like the fly

  • Iron/steam on low — only if needed. Creases add mystery

  • Do not dryclean — this fly operates under the radar