This shirt depicts the canonized face of management:
Saint Michael (Scott), patron of conference room chaos and unnecessary memos.
He didn’t ask for sainthood. He probably asked for a chili cookoff.
But now his face is immortalized in gold, glowing with the power of passive-aggression and poorly timed “That’s what she said” jokes.
Wear it to the office. Or to confession. Same difference.
Product Features:
Sizes S to 4XL — holy drippage for all
Garment-dyed cotton — soft like a team-building icebreaker
Heavyweight fabric — because miracles take structure
Double-needle stitching — strong enough for HR intervention
100% US cotton — blessed by ethical sourcing and possibly Toby
Care Instructions:
Wash cold like your boss’s compliments
Tumble dry low, like the morale
Do not bleach — he’s been through enough
Do not dry clean. That’s assistant to the dry cleaner behavior
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
This shirt depicts the canonized face of management:
Saint Michael (Scott), patron of conference room chaos and unnecessary memos.
He didn’t ask for sainthood. He probably asked for a chili cookoff.
But now his face is immortalized in gold, glowing with the power of passive-aggression and poorly timed “That’s what she said” jokes.
Wear it to the office. Or to confession. Same difference.
Product Features:
Sizes S to 4XL — holy drippage for all
Garment-dyed cotton — soft like a team-building icebreaker
Heavyweight fabric — because miracles take structure
Double-needle stitching — strong enough for HR intervention
100% US cotton — blessed by ethical sourcing and possibly Toby
Care Instructions:
Wash cold like your boss’s compliments
Tumble dry low, like the morale
Do not bleach — he’s been through enough
Do not dry clean. That’s assistant to the dry cleaner behavior
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
