gnomes unlimited

Unhinged designs. Zero context. Maximum drip.

T-shirts, hoodies, and other wearable mistakes.

featured chaos

These are just a few designs that made it out of the group chat and onto actual clothing. Some are cursed. Some are oddly profound. All of them are wearable conversation-enders.

We don’t follow trends — we follow impulse. Shop responsibly.

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the middle class shouldn't be in poverty t-shirt
$25.00
gome the gnome hat gome the gnome hat gome the gnome hat gome the gnome hat
gome the gnome hat
$35.00
not all heroes wear capes some wear plate mail hoodie not all heroes wear capes some wear plate mail hoodie not all heroes wear capes some wear plate mail hoodie not all heroes wear capes some wear plate mail hoodie not all heroes wear capes some wear plate mail hoodie not all heroes wear capes some wear plate mail hoodie not all heroes wear capes some wear plate mail hoodie not all heroes wear capes some wear plate mail hoodie not all heroes wear capes some wear plate mail hoodie
not all heroes wear capes some wear plate mail hoodie
$50.00
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this email finds you t-shirt
$25.00
hoard of gomes t-shirt hoard of gomes t-shirt hoard of gomes t-shirt hoard of gomes t-shirt
hoard of gomes t-shirt
$25.00
to be a fly on the wall hoodie to be a fly on the wall hoodie to be a fly on the wall hoodie to be a fly on the wall hoodie to be a fly on the wall hoodie to be a fly on the wall hoodie to be a fly on the wall hoodie to be a fly on the wall hoodie to be a fly on the wall hoodie to be a fly on the wall hoodie to be a fly on the wall hoodie to be a fly on the wall hoodie to be a fly on the wall hoodie to be a fly on the wall hoodie to be a fly on the wall hoodie to be a fly on the wall hoodie to be a fly on the wall hoodie to be a fly on the wall hoodie to be a fly on the wall hoodie to be a fly on the wall hoodie to be a fly on the wall hoodie to be a fly on the wall hoodie to be a fly on the wall hoodie to be a fly on the wall hoodie to be a fly on the wall hoodie
to be a fly on the wall hoodie
$50.00

faqs

  • Shirts, hoodies, prints, and the occasional identity crisis.

  • We offer free reprints or refunds if you hit us up within 30 days of delivery. Just use the “Submit Issue” form and include a clear photo of the problem. We’ll make it right (unless the “creature” cursed it — then you’re on your own).

  • Most orders ship within 2–7 business days after you check out. Then it’s up to the mail gods.

  • Spiritually? Deeply. Literally? Only sometimes.

  • Yes. We believe in wearable clothes. Hit the size chart or follow your heart.

  • No. It’ll make you memorable. That’s way more dangerous.

We’re not a gnome brand. We’re not not a gnome brand.

Gnomes Unlimited is a chaotic merch operation run by sentient creatures and sleep-deprived designers. We make clothes that confuse your enemies and attract exactly the right kind of attention.

Our stuff isn’t mass-produced by algorithms — it’s dreamed up in fever states, drawn in cold-sweat, and printed in very real ink. If it makes sense, we probably won’t sell it.

about us

A woman with dark hair and tattoos wearing a white t-shirt with a cartoon lion and the words 'the middle class should not be in poverty', a black coat, plaid skirt, fishnet stockings, and silver hoop earrings stands outdoors in front of a black wall and concrete building.

get in touch

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