gome the gnome hat

$35.00

Clean. Classic. Chaotic neutral.

This is the official hat of Gnomes Unlimited — perfect for hiding your forehead and your intentions. It features our iconic, unblinking Gome who definitely knows something you don’t. Maybe he's wise. Maybe he's witnessed the fall of empires. Maybe he just thinks your outfit needs more red.

Either way, this hat slaps.

Product Specs:

  • 100% cotton twill — for that vintage “I’ve been through things” vibe

  • Low-profile, unstructured 6-panel fit — relaxed like your grip on reality

  • Distressed finish — every hat is a little different, just like every gnome

  • Metal snap buckle in antique brass — classy, sturdy, ominous

  • Complies with safety standards — so the only threat here is the vibes

Care Instructions:
Spot clean only. Use warm water, dish soap, and a soft brush.
Do not soak. The gnome dislikes being submerged.

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Clean. Classic. Chaotic neutral.

This is the official hat of Gnomes Unlimited — perfect for hiding your forehead and your intentions. It features our iconic, unblinking Gome who definitely knows something you don’t. Maybe he's wise. Maybe he's witnessed the fall of empires. Maybe he just thinks your outfit needs more red.

Either way, this hat slaps.

Product Specs:

  • 100% cotton twill — for that vintage “I’ve been through things” vibe

  • Low-profile, unstructured 6-panel fit — relaxed like your grip on reality

  • Distressed finish — every hat is a little different, just like every gnome

  • Metal snap buckle in antique brass — classy, sturdy, ominous

  • Complies with safety standards — so the only threat here is the vibes

Care Instructions:
Spot clean only. Use warm water, dish soap, and a soft brush.
Do not soak. The gnome dislikes being submerged.