the middle class shouldn't be in poverty t-shirt

$25.00

The middle class should not be in poverty.
Not exactly a radical take — unless you're a politician.

Wear it to brunch. Wear it to vote. Wear it while figuring out how eggs cost $9. Either way, let the dog speak for all of us.

Product Details:

  • Sizes S to 4XL — economic pain is universal

  • Soft, garment-dyed cotton for peak comfort while questioning capitalism

  • Double-needle stitching — because this shirt is stronger than our social safety net

  • Made with 100% US cotton — ethically sourced, unlike your landlord

  • Seamless design for a smooth, unified fit — unlike our tax brackets

Care Tips:

  • Wash cold like your bank account

  • Tumble dry low like your expectations

  • Do not bleach. That’s extra.

  • Iron low or just let it wrinkle like your rent bill

  • Do not dry clean — that costs too much anyway

Color:
Size:

The middle class should not be in poverty.
Not exactly a radical take — unless you're a politician.

Wear it to brunch. Wear it to vote. Wear it while figuring out how eggs cost $9. Either way, let the dog speak for all of us.

Product Details:

  • Sizes S to 4XL — economic pain is universal

  • Soft, garment-dyed cotton for peak comfort while questioning capitalism

  • Double-needle stitching — because this shirt is stronger than our social safety net

  • Made with 100% US cotton — ethically sourced, unlike your landlord

  • Seamless design for a smooth, unified fit — unlike our tax brackets

Care Tips:

  • Wash cold like your bank account

  • Tumble dry low like your expectations

  • Do not bleach. That’s extra.

  • Iron low or just let it wrinkle like your rent bill

  • Do not dry clean — that costs too much anyway