Slap this nearly-opaque holographic gnome anywhere you need quiet judgment and chaotic neutrality. Laptops, water bottles, notebooks, cursed mirrors — he’s down for all of it.
Not just a sticker.
A warning. A blessing. A vibe.
Product Details:
Premium vinyl — built to last over 5 years (longer than some friendships)
99% opaque holographic finish — so shiny it might show you your true self
Easy peel backing — sticks effortlessly, like your worst habits
Interior + short-term exterior friendly — rain, yes; lava, no
Eco-solvent inks — powerful yet planet-friendly
Care Tips:
Use a clean, dry cloth to brush away dust from the center out.
Gnomes don’t like to be scrubbed aggressively. Neither should you.
Slap this nearly-opaque holographic gnome anywhere you need quiet judgment and chaotic neutrality. Laptops, water bottles, notebooks, cursed mirrors — he’s down for all of it.
Not just a sticker.
A warning. A blessing. A vibe.
Product Details:
Premium vinyl — built to last over 5 years (longer than some friendships)
99% opaque holographic finish — so shiny it might show you your true self
Easy peel backing — sticks effortlessly, like your worst habits
Interior + short-term exterior friendly — rain, yes; lava, no
Eco-solvent inks — powerful yet planet-friendly
Care Tips:
Use a clean, dry cloth to brush away dust from the center out.
Gnomes don’t like to be scrubbed aggressively. Neither should you.
