This cat isn’t judging. It’s not outing you.
It just… knows.
Vaguely threatening. Deeply supportive.
Extremely gay.
Product Features:
Sizes S to 4XL because queerness contains multitudes
Double-needle stitching for that built-to-last, judgment-free durability
No side seams for a smoother, cleaner vibe—just like your browser history
Garment-dyed softness so it feels like a secret you’ve already told
100% ethically sourced US cotton—because we support you, not child labor
Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold (like your family group chat)
No bleach (not everything needs to be purified)
Tumble dry low (keep it chill)
Iron low if needed (smooth things over)
Do not dry clean (this cat does not trust dry cleaners)
This cat isn’t judging. It’s not outing you.
It just… knows.
Vaguely threatening. Deeply supportive.
Extremely gay.
Product Features:
Sizes S to 4XL because queerness contains multitudes
Double-needle stitching for that built-to-last, judgment-free durability
No side seams for a smoother, cleaner vibe—just like your browser history
Garment-dyed softness so it feels like a secret you’ve already told
100% ethically sourced US cotton—because we support you, not child labor
Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold (like your family group chat)
No bleach (not everything needs to be purified)
Tumble dry low (keep it chill)
Iron low if needed (smooth things over)
Do not dry clean (this cat does not trust dry cleaners)
