We don’t know where you are, who you are, or what time zone you think you're in — but we hope this email finds you.
A tribute to passive-aggressive professionalism, inbox anxiety, and the millennial urge to over-communicate like a tired robot. Printed on a ridiculously soft, ethically-made tee that will find you — spiritually, emotionally, maybe even physically.
Wear it to work-from-home, work-from-bed, or when you're spiritually CC’d on someone else's meltdown.
Product Features:
Sizes S to 4XL — because stress is size inclusive
Soft, garment-dyed fabric for that “I’ve been in meetings all day” comfort
Durable double-needle stitching — built like your inbox: never-ending
Ethically made, 100% US-grown cotton — no shady sourcing, just soft chaos
Seamless design — for less waste and more drip
Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold like your work crush’s email replies
Tumble dry low like your motivation
Do not bleach (unless you want new “abstract art”)
Iron low heat — or embrace the wrinkles
Do not dry clean. This shirt has seen enough.
We don’t know where you are, who you are, or what time zone you think you're in — but we hope this email finds you.
A tribute to passive-aggressive professionalism, inbox anxiety, and the millennial urge to over-communicate like a tired robot. Printed on a ridiculously soft, ethically-made tee that will find you — spiritually, emotionally, maybe even physically.
Wear it to work-from-home, work-from-bed, or when you're spiritually CC’d on someone else's meltdown.
Product Features:
Sizes S to 4XL — because stress is size inclusive
Soft, garment-dyed fabric for that “I’ve been in meetings all day” comfort
Durable double-needle stitching — built like your inbox: never-ending
Ethically made, 100% US-grown cotton — no shady sourcing, just soft chaos
Seamless design — for less waste and more drip
Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold like your work crush’s email replies
Tumble dry low like your motivation
Do not bleach (unless you want new “abstract art”)
Iron low heat — or embrace the wrinkles
Do not dry clean. This shirt has seen enough.
