not all heroes wear capes some wear plate mail t-shirt
Not all heroes wear capes. Some wear plate mail.
And some wear this shirt.
A tribute to every misunderstood knight, underpaid retail worker, emotionally stable friend, or anyone who’s ever carried the team — metaphorically or in full armor.
This tee doesn’t just protect your torso — it defends your honor.
Product Features:
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Sizes S to 4XL — all body types, no chainmail required
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Garment-dyed cotton for vintage vibes and emotional softness
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Heavyweight fabric — like your inner strength
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Double-needle stitching — built for repeated quests
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100% US-grown cotton — ethically made for ethically questionable battles
Care Instructions:
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Wash cold to preserve the sigils
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Tumble dry low, like your stealth stat
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Do not bleach — it angers the blacksmith
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Do not dry clean. This is not court formalwear.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
Not all heroes wear capes. Some wear plate mail.
And some wear this shirt.
A tribute to every misunderstood knight, underpaid retail worker, emotionally stable friend, or anyone who’s ever carried the team — metaphorically or in full armor.
This tee doesn’t just protect your torso — it defends your honor.
Product Features:
-
Sizes S to 4XL — all body types, no chainmail required
-
Garment-dyed cotton for vintage vibes and emotional softness
-
Heavyweight fabric — like your inner strength
-
Double-needle stitching — built for repeated quests
-
100% US-grown cotton — ethically made for ethically questionable battles
Care Instructions:
-
Wash cold to preserve the sigils
-
Tumble dry low, like your stealth stat
-
Do not bleach — it angers the blacksmith
-
Do not dry clean. This is not court formalwear.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean