not all heroes wear capes some wear plate mail t-shirt

$25.00

Not all heroes wear capes. Some wear plate mail.
And some wear this shirt.

A tribute to every misunderstood knight, underpaid retail worker, emotionally stable friend, or anyone who’s ever carried the team — metaphorically or in full armor.

This tee doesn’t just protect your torso — it defends your honor.

Product Features:

  • Sizes S to 4XL — all body types, no chainmail required

  • Garment-dyed cotton for vintage vibes and emotional softness

  • Heavyweight fabric — like your inner strength

  • Double-needle stitching — built for repeated quests

  • 100% US-grown cotton — ethically made for ethically questionable battles

Care Instructions:

  • Wash cold to preserve the sigils

  • Tumble dry low, like your stealth stat

  • Do not bleach — it angers the blacksmith

  • Do not dry clean. This is not court formalwear.



EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean

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Not all heroes wear capes. Some wear plate mail.
And some wear this shirt.

A tribute to every misunderstood knight, underpaid retail worker, emotionally stable friend, or anyone who’s ever carried the team — metaphorically or in full armor.

This tee doesn’t just protect your torso — it defends your honor.

Product Features:

  • Sizes S to 4XL — all body types, no chainmail required

  • Garment-dyed cotton for vintage vibes and emotional softness

  • Heavyweight fabric — like your inner strength

  • Double-needle stitching — built for repeated quests

  • 100% US-grown cotton — ethically made for ethically questionable battles

Care Instructions:

  • Wash cold to preserve the sigils

  • Tumble dry low, like your stealth stat

  • Do not bleach — it angers the blacksmith

  • Do not dry clean. This is not court formalwear.



EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean