the watchers sticker

$5.00

Not in a cute, collectible kind of way.
In a stuck-to-your-laptop-watching-your-life-unfold kind of way.

This sticker features the Eye — tucked inside a triangle, radiating judgment, maybe enlightenment. Definitely vibes. It's not just decoration. It’s surveillance with style.
Stick it on your water bottle, your notebook, your forehead (not recommended). It sees. That’s what it does.

Small enough to ignore. Intense enough to haunt.

Product Features:

  • Glossy paper finish — shiny, scratch-resistant, always alert

  • Strong adhesive — clings to flat surfaces and deeper truths

  • Bright, eco-friendly inks — color that feels too real

  • White or transparent background — choose your level of subtlety

  • Bubble-free application — smooth, like denial

Care Instructions:

  • Use a soft, dry cloth — wipe from the center outward

  • Avoid moisture and harsh chemicals — the Eye prefers clarity

  • Don’t pick at it — it’s already picked you

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Not in a cute, collectible kind of way.
In a stuck-to-your-laptop-watching-your-life-unfold kind of way.

This sticker features the Eye — tucked inside a triangle, radiating judgment, maybe enlightenment. Definitely vibes. It's not just decoration. It’s surveillance with style.
Stick it on your water bottle, your notebook, your forehead (not recommended). It sees. That’s what it does.

Small enough to ignore. Intense enough to haunt.

Product Features:

  • Glossy paper finish — shiny, scratch-resistant, always alert

  • Strong adhesive — clings to flat surfaces and deeper truths

  • Bright, eco-friendly inks — color that feels too real

  • White or transparent background — choose your level of subtlety

  • Bubble-free application — smooth, like denial

Care Instructions:

  • Use a soft, dry cloth — wipe from the center outward

  • Avoid moisture and harsh chemicals — the Eye prefers clarity

  • Don’t pick at it — it’s already picked you