watching t-shirt

$25.00

What is it?
A lemon? A warning? Sacred geometry that's gone too far?

We don’t know.
And honestly, neither should you.

Product Specs:

  • Sizes S to 4XL — because mystery doesn’t discriminate

  • Garment-dyed cotton — soft enough to accept the unknown

  • Double-needle stitching for durability while you seek answers

  • 100% US-grown cotton — ethically made, unlike this lemon’s intentions

  • Seamless design — smooth like the conspiracy

Care Instructions:

  • Wash cold to preserve the secrets

  • Tumble dry low (same temperature as your trust in authority)

  • Do not bleach — that’s how cults start

  • Do not dry clean. The eye forbids it.

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What is it?
A lemon? A warning? Sacred geometry that's gone too far?

We don’t know.
And honestly, neither should you.

Product Specs:

  • Sizes S to 4XL — because mystery doesn’t discriminate

  • Garment-dyed cotton — soft enough to accept the unknown

  • Double-needle stitching for durability while you seek answers

  • 100% US-grown cotton — ethically made, unlike this lemon’s intentions

  • Seamless design — smooth like the conspiracy

Care Instructions:

  • Wash cold to preserve the secrets

  • Tumble dry low (same temperature as your trust in authority)

  • Do not bleach — that’s how cults start

  • Do not dry clean. The eye forbids it.