watcher hat (5-panel)

$35.00

You are seen. Not in a comforting way — in a watched way. Set into a soft, low-profile 5-panel cap, this hat is perfect for paranoid thinkers, casual observers, and those who live life under lightly ominous supervision.

Product Features:

  • 100% cotton — breathable, but the gaze is not

  • Low-profile 5-panel design — for a clean silhouette and dirty secrets

  • Metal eyelets — for ventilation and possibly signal transmission

  • Nylon strap with clip closure — snug fit, secure surveillance

  • Head circumference: 19⅝″–22½″ — one size fits all… targets

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You are seen. Not in a comforting way — in a watched way. Set into a soft, low-profile 5-panel cap, this hat is perfect for paranoid thinkers, casual observers, and those who live life under lightly ominous supervision.

Product Features:

  • 100% cotton — breathable, but the gaze is not

  • Low-profile 5-panel design — for a clean silhouette and dirty secrets

  • Metal eyelets — for ventilation and possibly signal transmission

  • Nylon strap with clip closure — snug fit, secure surveillance

  • Head circumference: 19⅝″–22½″ — one size fits all… targets